#021

if your model cars are so important to you then maybe you shouldn't just leave them scattered on the floor. sorry you had to learn it the hard way buddy but a lesson learned is a lesson learned

heart - dave

#020

I'm all for science Friday, but tossing a string of lit fireworks into the shower hardly qualifies as an experiment. My hair STILL smells like rotten eggs.

heart - dave

#019

I'm tired of telling you this Woody. Peeing on our new roommates is NOT an okay way of distinguishing them as OUR roommates. It's a good way to get us kicked out of our new place.

By the way, how's that job hunt going?

heart - dave

#018

Oh NO woody, don't worry about saying "thank you" or anything. I mean, 5 weeks of night school, having to sneak into SF general to steal surgery supplies, and then being talked through the process of stitching you up on the phone with my doctor brother (while all the while you were bitching and moaning about how i didn't steal the "good" painkillers) is thanks enough. A job done well is its own reward, right, ya ungrateful bastard?

glad to see you doing better though, if only so you stop greeting me with "YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU KNOW!"

heart - dave

#016

How can you not like 30 Rock? Sure, it's not "that" funny, but come on! Alec Baldwin? Hilarious!

Whatever. I'm going for a walk, you can watch "Dancing With the Stars" by yourself.

heart - dave

#015 i think?

You need to get over it Woody, I mean, I've apologized countless times for what happened to you in the washing machine, but what else can I say? You were smelly and gross, and it's not like I planned on the spin cycle cutting open your side. Calling me a "bear murderer" isn't even accurate - even if I had intended to slice open your side I'd still only be a "bear injurer."

heart - dave

#014

you don't want to go to the movies, you don't want to go to the bar, no museums, no shows...i mean come on woody, we've gone to the fucking zoo 6 times this week, can't we do something else?

heart - dave