#015 i think?

You need to get over it Woody, I mean, I've apologized countless times for what happened to you in the washing machine, but what else can I say? You were smelly and gross, and it's not like I planned on the spin cycle cutting open your side. Calling me a "bear murderer" isn't even accurate - even if I had intended to slice open your side I'd still only be a "bear injurer."

heart - dave

#014

you don't want to go to the movies, you don't want to go to the bar, no museums, no shows...i mean come on woody, we've gone to the fucking zoo 6 times this week, can't we do something else?

heart - dave

#009 (looks like i skipped it earlier)

That sounds nothing like Hava Nagila. Can you please practice your accordion somewhere else?

heart - dave