Saturday, December 13, 2008

#001

Woody used to have a big brown sweatshirt that he would wear around the apartment, but I washed it once and it doesn't fit him any more. Now he just struts around naked, pretending like the rest of us don't have eyes. I don't care if you're a bear or not, but if I'm paying your rent, put some damn clothes on.

heart - dave

2 comments:

  1. thank jeesbuz that bears don't have pimply butt cheeks or do they?
    heart-tina

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  2. one word, hyphenated: dingle-berries.

    heart - dave

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